$ sudo make me a sandwich
> Okay.
$ git blame life
> 100% you.
$ systemctl stop procrastination.service
> Failed: Dependency "coffee.target" not found.
$ curl -I https://localhost
> HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot
# It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Error 200: OK
Everything is broken, but in a consistent way.